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Phat Camp (Dave End Cover)

from No Fucks Given Demo by Key Teens

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Everytime I watch T.V.
some girl's trying to look like Yasmine Bleeth
with a will army of surgeons by her side
And they suck it out and they push it in
and we all stand by with bated breath
staring at the falling food pyramid
while everyone's waiting to die(t)
And it's an empirical fact nobody's
trying to tap this ass
but if they were they'd have something to grab on to
'Cause you never quite know
when you're gonna need love handles to hold on for dear life
And the whole damn country is seventeen
and the newspapers read the magazines
and everybody's standing on the south beach
praying for eternal summer
And me and my friends are on the north shore
waiting for December
'cause if the disapproving looks don't get you
the cold will
What ever happened to shake what your mamma gave you
they're trying to trade it in for new
And if dieting were natural it wouldn't need an industry
and if you wanna hook us up
then give us cheap nutritious eats
not masochistic PhDs
They make it seem easier to get a liposuction
than to buy a new pair of pants
And I can't help but wonder
if we would all be happier
if we learned how to hold our own hands
First you take the left one
Then you take the right
and forget your pinky's not your thumb
and you hold on tight

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from No Fucks Given Demo, released May 9, 2012

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